The Dreaded Dragon Pirate!

by Zovi

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Get it as part of the Acoustic / Amplified album of Novatone's OGC V event! novatonecommunity.bandcamp.com/album/ogc-2022-acoustic-amplified

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[human pirate]

It be good to be a pirate, but be warned...
there be a fearsome pirate like no other sailing these waters.

YARRR!

Her crew be the largest crew you've never seen
You'd only see her but you'd see what I mean
Her body be mighty, her scalecolor green
The air, land, and now the sea all call her queen

The Kraken be mighty
And the sirens do sing
But no vessel's a match
For a pirate with wings!

Beware!
Look to the air!

She be the dreaded dragon pirate!
And her hoard be the gold that she's plundered!
The dreaded dragon pirate!
Your gold will be hers and your ship dragged under!

Her ship be the largest ship you've never seen (It be fantastically large!)
Her wings be her sails and her tail taunts undine (It be the rudder!)
Its length's paces number one thousand fifteen (For a human! It be way less for her!)
Her fire's her cannons an'er poop deck be clean (Dragons poop diamonds! But she be wanting gold!)

And when she boards yer ship
It will buckle and heel
Under claw it will tip
And the stars will see keel!

Avast!
She has no mast!
...er

She be the dreaded dragon pirate!
And her hoard be the gold that she's plundered!
The dreaded dragon pirate!
Your gold will be hers and your ship torn asunder!

If you see a plume of fire
Taller than any of yer masts
Ye've invoked her greed and ire
For your gold be worth her blasts

[dragon pirate]

I have never lost a battle [oh no!]
I have never lost a coin [she's here!]
But enough of all this prattle
Your treasure I shall purloin! [we all be doomed!]

BURN!
BURN UPON THE SEA!
LET YOUR TREASURE FLOW TO ME!
ALL KINGDOMS BE BURNED AND ALL VILLAGES ASH
SO ME NEXT COURSE OF ACTION WAS TO BUCKLE ME SWASH (swaesh???)

I be the dreaded dragon pirate!
And me hoard be the gold that I've plundered!
The dreaded dragon pirate!
Your gold will be mine and your ship dragged under!
The dreaded dragon pirate!
And me hoard be the gold that I've plundered!
I be the dreaded dragon pirate!
Your gold will be mine,
All mine!
And your ship dragged under!

[human pirate]

I should've ne'er agreed to sing this song! I've been hornswoggled! Doomed to Davy Jones' Locker! Aaaargh!!!!

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released January 7, 2022
Art by Cameron Phillips, who is also my D&D DM!
twitter.com/CamsArtWork

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Zovi Albany, New York

Theatrical industrial and novelty techno from the NYC area.

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